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Finally ready to edit years of raw home video. Can't find software I like. Sony Vegas? Not too inspiring? iMovie perhaps on my mac mini?

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Census done. A bit unnecessarily pokey considering they're taking names alongside that stuff.

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I really like John Swan's new building. I just hate where he built it.

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Vacation over. Think I have sugar poisoning.

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Digicel and the Dunleavy's are so done come Monday.

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Haven't read Eat, Pray, Love, but Bali truly is a special place. And if you're there jump over to Lombok. Hoping to return soon.

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Ants. Everywhere. They've circled the house and are amassing forces.

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Anyone know when lobster licenses can be renewed? It must be about now.

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I now know how to dissemble and reassemble a @kitchenaidusa Artisan mixer. But it still won't turn on.

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Could Specialty Cinema possibly have been redesigned worse for traffic flow?

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I'm always surprised that Bermuda Tourism doesn't market and promote Cup Match more. It's a uniquely Bermudian 4 day party.

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Random request of the day: does anyone have a compact flash card no bigger than 256MB that they no longer need? That's mega not giga bite.

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Anyone know if and where public docking is available in Dockyard?

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Happy Bastille Day.

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If you're on a road bike and blow past a chubby carb free guy on a MTB you need enough in the tank to stay out front. I draft well.

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Well that was a crazy sprint finish to Stage 1 of the Tour today.

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Suffering from a bit of World Cup withdrawal today.

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The cheer at the final whistle of the England game and the simultaneous US goal was deafening.

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Picked up the Rosetta Stone Bahasa Indonesia DVD. Time to brush up. Most of what I can remember is food related.

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Why is it that the only club I can hit straight(ish) and long(ish) is a rescue club?

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With BDA Broadcasting's awful, truly awful picture quality, and the drone of the vuvuzela's, it's going to be a tough World Cup experience.

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As expected Bermuda Broadcasting's signal of the World Cup is worse than a low-res online streaming feed. How can it be this bad?

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Question of the day: what is the clearance under Flatts bridge?

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Filmed on one breath with the World Champion freediver and the French champion operating the camera. Amazing. http://bit.ly/algpU0

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One very clean boat. No more kid crumbs.

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Support #Bermuda, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://bit.ly/8p1XD2

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A new $400M airport terminal? They really are out of their minds. http://bit.ly/cTgids

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It's cruel and unusual punishment for ZBM/ZFB to have exclusivity for the World Cup. That means a fuzzy picture & blocked ESPN on Cable.

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Careful on South Shore this weekend. I saw about 50 jellyfish all bobbing together in a clump at Watch Hill Park today.

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Send rain. Tank rain preferably.

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Firetrucks heading up to the dump at 2PM. A bit of smoke coming up.

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Couldn't wait for May 24th. First swim of the year today at Mangrove Bay. Brrrrrr.

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Spectacular Bermuda afternoon. Took the boat for a run down North Shore. Perfect conditions. Summer's coming.

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Watching the UK election results. I love election nights.

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8 Wahoo and one Tuna. Not bad for early May.

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How is it that I filled up 1 TB at home? Moved files to create space and iTunes is a mess now. Argh.

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Gone Fishing tomorrow on Mako. First trip of the year. Probability of puking approaching 100%.

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Loving Fox Soccer HD on Cablevision. It's a shame we'll have to suffer through the world cup on local TV = below standard def.

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My golf slice defies the laws of physics.

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Spent the evening shredding bills back to 2004. Very therepeutic.

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Oooh. The Martha Ann is back alongside PWs marina. I'm still in love. http://bit.ly/9l1f0W

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Wondering if the Bermuda Gov is on the payroll of the Swiss Business Development Commission. Otherwise they're intent on econmic suicide.

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The travel Gods still hate me.

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How is it that an airport cab ride anywhere in the world costs $50?

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RT @cdunleavy: Make that "bassline". Toronto's Easter parade lacked a baseline and inappropriate dance troupes.

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Toronto's Easter parade lacked a baseline and inappropriate dance troupes.

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Flying kites in Canada, clearly it's only a Bermudian thing.

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Never ceases to amaze me how many Bermuda businesses never return calls.

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After Wayne saw the 2010 budget he figured that as he runs a pyramid scheme that his natural home is the PLP. http://bit.ly/8XRWf5

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If curling is an olympic sport what about chess, snooker and pool?

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CEO of Cablevision called after my rant about BDA TV. FoxHD is fixed. Local channels = much more complicated. Other issues let me know.

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Heading home. Too much meeting and eating. Hello bike, goodbye carbs.

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The pilot of my flight to Atlanta looks barely a day over 16.

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Not going anywhere in my car until the ice my windshield defrosts. Ah frigid MS.

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Sampling America's rental cars. Size options = big and ginormous. An ice cap is melting because of me.

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Touring America's airports.

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What is the best offering for the travel Gods? Clearly I have offended them.

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Sitting in Toronto wondering if Bermuda's winter winds will allow our flight to get out today. Rescheduled for 7PM from 8:30AM.

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Going skiing tomorrow. First time in 16 years. Should be entertaining and dangerous for anyone within 500 feet of me.

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Completely fed up with local network and Cablevision signal quality. Thinking about some guerilla tactics. Anyone want to join in?

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Waiting in line an hour early for a Robert Munsch book signing. Could be worse, could be outside in -10 listening to him read to the kids.

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My 5 year olds somehow figured out how to use the Google. I'm very afraid.

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Best part of the 3D Grammy tribute last night? Our picture quality was no worse in glass-less 3D than the normal signal. Maybe better.

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BDA Broadcasting has a still shot ad for the Super Bowl & even that image is barely viewable. @CBSTweet would be appalled at the picture.

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"Crimes against a person have soared" says @royalgazette http://bit.ly/cgYxJT. How unlucky is that that person? Sucks to be him or her.

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The iPad looks good, but I'll be waiting for version 2 or 3, hopefully minus that thick black border.

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Seriously? Cablevision overlays a sub-standard def CTV feed over both the regular and HD FOX channels for the NFL game? WTF? I hate BDA TV.

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Anyone know a good piano teacher for a 7 year old?

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Who sync'd the rain with the work drive? Is there a new weather phenomenon known as El Commuto?

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Well that was an interesting lunchtime ride in gale and storm force gusts on North Shore. Shoulda gone South Shore. I'm covered in sea salt.

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Traffic in town always flows better when the lights are broken. We should turn them off for a month as a test.

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Note to self: Out of shape, no carbs and squash do not mix.

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Easy lunchtime ride today, a few raindrops but a great temperature and only a few people tried to run over me.

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Bumped into Sir John Swan today. He really is the most natural of politicians. His brain is a vast political social network.

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Need to get out on my bike, mountain bike that is. Too fat to ride the road bike with dignity.

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First squash game in 20 years. Owwww! Feet hurt. Can't wait for tomorrow.

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Kudos to @BermudaPolice for using Twitter and Facebook for rapid rumour response.

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Thinking about trying to secure an exclusive dealership for kevlar vests in Bermuda. It's a growth industry.

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If a cop pulls you over (not I), starts writing a ticket, then races off mid ticket, do you still get a ticket & do you have to wait?

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This must be the one of the biggest, oldest Bermuda cedars around. And it's in Sydney Australia. http://bit.ly/7kpOYc

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Santa drives a Prius. Who knew? http://tweetphoto.com/6193928

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Music Festival cost $2M, made < $1M in revenue attracting only 383 tourists. That's $2,600 taxpayer dollars per tourist if you're counting.

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Never seen the Bermuda airport so empty.

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It's one of life's great mysteries that Bermuda's travel forms use US date formats while the US forms use the UK date formats.

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Real time case study of TV picture quality: Same NFL game on local NBC (11), ESPN (22) and TSNHD (410). Awful, ok, perfect in that order.

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Can't decide if I'm embarassed or proud that I like listening to Parliament and watch C-Span religiously.

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Hope the Queen enjoys her boat trip to Dockyard. Couldn't have a nicer day. Mr. Miliband looked quite relaxed weaving his way through.

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Seriously. $8.50 a pound for grapes? Even for Miles that's ridiculous.

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Get home. Everyone out. Inside of the house lit up like Vegas. Women!

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Did I spell teachable wrong? Ooh. That's bad. That's really a teachable moment.

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Demerit point to Michael Dunkley for using the phrase 'techable moment' in a political oped today. http://bit.ly/92mU25

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Channelling my inner 14 year old girl. Off to see New Moon.

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Isn't it funny that the only time our politicians don't like cameras is in Parliament.

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Wonders how long before we can retire '@royalgazette framed me' as an excuse? http://bit.ly/26bfgH Get more original people.

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RT @UncleElvis: just saw that the Premier is giving the Loyal Toast. This could be an amazing train wreck! - No kidding Mike.

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Is it not a bit early for Christmas to be starting? 12 days is turning into 12 months of Christmas.

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At my breaking point with Vista. Why should I pay Microsoft for Win 7 to fix Vista? They should be paying me. Seriously considering Mac.

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Thinking about a lunchtime bike ride dodging traffic.

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Just saw the Kindle TV ad. Holy Apple iPod knock-off.

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Spent an hour at Parliament watching the Throne Speech debate. 4 people in their seats out of 36. Dinner was up.

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8:45 AM (After Monsoon), Marsh Folly Rd, guy in a red BMW convertible...top DOWN! Either he's an extreme meteorologist or made of Gore-Tex.

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Rain meant 28 five year olds in the house today. No blood or tears! Parliamentarians take note.

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Smoking ribs. Kansas City style tonight. Carb count? Zero. Mmmmmm.

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Population of Bermuda is 65,000 people, 6.5 billion ants.

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I'm embarassed for Bermuda that you have to send a fax to register a website domain. How 1980s. Acid wash jeans anyone?

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Is pleased to be leading the PLP now that I joined their Facebook pages.

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Learned that I'm leading the new BDA party because I joined their Facebook page. I'm also a bomb thrower. The PLP never cease to amuse me.

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Suffering from internet induced ADD. Blackberries, Twitter, Facebook, email, blogs. Pass the Ritolin.

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Pretty big turnout at the forum on Freedom of the Press tonight. About 100 people.

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Wondering if Bermuda Broadcasting will ever bother fixing the audio levels on channel 9? HD is far too much to ask for I know.

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So many reports to read. So little time.

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Savouring my final carbs for awhile.

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Drunk Ewoks on the Today Show. This is as good as it gets. Worth watching to the end. http://bit.ly/1FtPjs

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Best Disney quotes: "Dad, can we go to bed on time tonight." Or "Dad was screaming like a little girl. It's only a Disney ride."

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The UBP acts too slowly and is a case study of analysis paralysis. http://bit.ly/2hdCHm The PLP acts too fast with too little analysis.

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I'm in awe of the Disney marketing machine. Mind bogglingly efficient.

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Watching the PGA Grand Slam on TV. Bermuda films so well. Glad the sideways rain stopped.

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Gotta love politicians. Pay hikes take effect immediately, freedom of information must wait til they're out of office and isn't retroactive.

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Unlikely an 'ambitious' agenda goes anywhere in the final year of an isolated Premier's term. Lame duck is a bitch. Too little, too late.

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Great @colbiecaillat show tonight. Now what does it take to find a cab in this town?

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Off to see Colbie Caillat.

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Missing all my girls.

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Note to self: bring pedals and bike shoes on long trips. Your previously white Nike's will thank you.

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Found some great biking trails outside Philadelphia. Rain too. Got the mud stripe going on.

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I'm with Cordell here. Beware of over-reaching and the law of unintended consequences. http://bit.ly/7RD4k

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