In no particular order (well not quite true, the first few really made me laugh), here are some of the suggestions so far:
1) The Daily Brown Stuff and/or The Daily Brown Sheet
2) The Daily Planetation
3) The Loyal Gazette
4) The Doctored Dispatch
5) The Bermuda Discorder
6) "It's Walton Brown. How can it not be 'The Independent'?"
7) The Bermuda Independents
8) Pravda
9) PLP Times (Premier's Loyal Press)
10) The Brown Independent
11) The Bermuda Expensive Free Press
12) The Independence Times
13) The Crony Chronicle
14) The New Opium
15) Newspeak
