Caption Competition: "The Grinning Guv"

This week's competition is for the departed:

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Ewart's new house boy.

Yeah? Just wait till they find the "message" I left on the Dining Room floor!

... and here we see another happy graduate of the Bermuda ex-pat training program

That's it ... almost there .... just keep smiling ... almost .... come on just smile and walk away.

That's it ... almost there .... just keep smiling ... almost ... come on just smile and walk away.

Just wait until Johnny sees what I left for him to deal with.

"I know something they don't know. I know something they don't know"

Riddle of the missing Easter Island statue solved at last.

Happy to have gotten away without dealing with a 'Tag-along Johnny', Sir John has a quiet giggle at the thought of having short-sheeted all the beds, thinking to himself, "Ewart will have an awful surprise when he takes up residence".

Next week - no more deoderant... Yippeeee!!!

The Guv shows his delight as he prepares to meet Phil Perinchief for a final farewell.

"Yes I just got off the phone with the Privy Council. If you see Ewart tell him to have a nice day and enjoy the sunshine."

"heh, heh", the Ex-Gov chuckled to himself. "Apres moi, le deluge. heh heh"

Punch looks happy as he searches for his Judy for the last time.

"Just how long do you think I can maintain this stupid grin. Where's my god-damned limo?"

Never look a gift horse in the mouth!

"I'm outta here!"

"I just met my replacement and I just bought a time-share here. Now I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the show."

I've done my part for Bermuda, it's up too them now.

Rummy

"Phew! At last I'll be able soon to dump those stupid short trousers and long socks."

And Perinchief and Ewart think the grass is greener on the other side. Wait till they see the size of the Foriegn Office lawn mower.

So you think you've seen the last of the Governator. Think again. "Ahhll-be-bahhk!"

They're laughing now but wait till they meet my replacement.

"Sure I had a little fun. I thought the police file was a classic. And the cedar beam trick no one caught onto. And the Russian guys? Old schoolmates. Wait till Ewart finds out who's bank account he's been putting all that money into."

"I've got a loverly bunch of coco pops."

"What? Me worry?"

Sir John melodic inner monologue: "The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch
Who began to twitch, and was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the wicked witch"

Oh! The Cedar fence? I suggest a call to the Foriegn Objects Office.

Even in retirement, Snidely Whiplash enjoys watching train wrecks.

Halloween is approaching so E-wart decided to try out his costume.

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