Cabinet announced that in addition to renaming Bermuda Day to National Heroes Day (sounds like a Disney movie) to honour individuals rather than the whole community, that they've renamed Bermuda to PLP.
Other name changes include:
The Queen's Birthday holiday to Oppressive Colonialist Day
Longbird Bride to ExpatBird Bridge
Tynes Bay Incinerator to Government Archives
Gosling's to Horton's Rum (cake) Factory
Paget to White Supremacyville
Dunkley's Dairy to Brown's Dairy.
John Barritt & Son Ltd. to Ewart Brown & Associates Unlimited
Bermuda Bookstore to Butler's Printing Press
The Bermuda College to PLP Induction Academy