July 27, 2007

Caption Competition: "Pay to Pray"

This week's caption competition is for the true believers.

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Photo courtesy of The Royal Gazette

Posted by Christian S. Dunleavy
Comments
 

I'll bet you are wondering how I can stay so thin after spending $27,000 on business lunches. Well, you see, most of it was for "gratuities". Wink wink nudge nudge.

Posted by: Gumby House at July 27, 2007 4:15 PM
 

'Cause I gotta have faith

Posted by: Darkside at July 27, 2007 4:16 PM
 

'Cause I gotta have faith

Posted by: Darkside at July 27, 2007 4:16 PM
 

Here's my new plan for "Graft Based Tourism".

Posted by: Gumby House at July 27, 2007 4:17 PM
 

Dr Brown proudly announced his proposed replacement for the post of Auditor General.

Posted by: Gumby House at July 27, 2007 4:28 PM
 

$27,000 in business lunches may sound like a lot, but you get these extra large napkins which are quite versatile--see, I was able to fit all of my explainations for what happened to the public funds on it when I made them up last night.

Posted by: silencedogood at July 27, 2007 4:51 PM
 

New Suit: $2,000.00
New Tie: $90.00
Haircut: $30.00

Two days locked away with a new laptop, Microsoft XL, Word and a laser printer: Priceless. I mean, uh, $400,000.

Posted by: Adjustah at July 27, 2007 4:58 PM
 

"Now, if you bring your nose out from the paper and cross your eyes a bit, you should be able to make out the shape of a fish. I think this one's a red herring."

-At the Magic Eye Conference

Posted by: Geoffrey Faiella at July 27, 2007 5:02 PM
 

"But as you can clearly see, the First Choice Construction pension deficit is now zero."

Posted by: Bermuda Rasta at July 27, 2007 5:42 PM
 

Yes, that's correct - I'm counting my prayer on Thaao's show as an "event"

Posted by: Bermuda Rasta at July 27, 2007 5:47 PM
 

Mr. Curtis, the creator of "This IS the Um Um Show", explains the "faith" in Faith-Based Tourism

Posted by: Bermuda Rasts at July 27, 2007 6:02 PM
 

Look here, they are all written down.....five minutes ago.

Posted by: Fezzer at July 27, 2007 6:17 PM
 

In a rare display of political cunning, the UBP unveils its secret weapon.

Posted by: Bermuda Rasta at July 27, 2007 9:00 PM
 


Again, Um Um, I apologize that my PowerPoint presentation is not available... but Um Um, you should be able to see these tiny figures here... they represent, Oh not them, Um Um, thse over here...

Posted by: Lewis Padgett at July 27, 2007 9:27 PM
 

Ohmigosh, are you gay too?

Posted by: Gumby House at July 27, 2007 10:12 PM
 

...and Event #4 has the working title "If lovin' the lord is wrong, I don't wanna be right". Event #5 is "I know you need salvation, by my momma needs a new Cadillac"...

Posted by: silencedogood at July 27, 2007 10:19 PM
 

Andre realises he should have stuck to the tried & tested 'dog ate my homework' excuse.

Posted by: Reality at July 27, 2007 10:29 PM
 

Putting the 'con' into 'press conference.'

Posted by: Reality at July 27, 2007 10:31 PM
 

As God is my witness, I thought Ewart told me "take the money and do what you want in NYC", but it seems he said "take the money to Wanda and hide the cedar".

Posted by: Bermuda Rasta at July 27, 2007 10:39 PM
 

How did I spend $27,000 on lunches? Well, when he told me to "settle some scores" I thought he said "Go to Scores", and the rest is history.

Posted by: Blankman at July 28, 2007 8:55 AM
 

"$27,000? Have you eaten at Greg's Steakhouse lately?"

Posted by: SmokingGun at July 28, 2007 2:41 PM
 

It was at this moment that Curtis realized he had grabbed the wrong briefcase and was in fact trying to explain his wife's needlepoint pattern.

Posted by: SmokingGun at July 28, 2007 2:50 PM
 

Taking a page out of Zane's book Andre explained that just because he wrote cheques out to himself, Vision Construction and Emerald Financial, it didn't mean he actually sent them.

Posted by: SmokingGun at July 28, 2007 3:05 PM
 

After thousands of years, hidden in a "Mount Cedar" chest, the "Eleventh" commandment is revealed according to a faith based spokesman.
No "De Nile" questions were answered.

Posted by: Rummy at July 28, 2007 3:48 PM
 

"Bingo!"

Posted by: SmokingGun at July 28, 2007 4:31 PM
 

"Bingo"?. It's legal in Bermuda but that is why I have the paper trail. If only the Clerk to the Lagassslaycha would wipe things clean.

Posted by: Rummy at July 28, 2007 5:56 PM
 

My dog at the accounting report... Sorry, this is all I can remember...

Posted by: KickinSand at July 28, 2007 6:11 PM
 

My dog ate the accounting report. Sorry, this is all I could remember..

Posted by: KickinSand at July 28, 2007 6:13 PM
 

Zane said he was a "wheeler dealer" and that he always "looked for the best deal for himself." Sounds like a good reason to join the PLP. Come to think of it, he'll be in good company with us. Here's my resume. Is there a constituency for me to run in?

Posted by: Voter at July 28, 2007 7:00 PM
 

'Press Indoctrination Session Sanctioned - Official' or (PISS-OFF), Andre 'The Pirate', (you gotta admit, with the ear rings and beardy-thing, he must be going for the old Jack Sparrow in a cheap suit look), unveiled his Party's strategy for Faith-Based tourism. He states that the toilet roll, used to record the plans, was paid for by Uberfuerher Brown himself and not tax-payer money. Before the session started, Andre claimed 'I did it all by myself'.
We say - Kudos Andre, kudos.

Posted by: Proteus at July 28, 2007 7:42 PM
 

Comments are closed. Winners to be announced this evening.

Posted by: christian at July 29, 2007 8:22 AM